Fart that Heart...

I guess V day ain me thing. But who said I wasn a cynic. Blahhh! I was wishing sum 1 "Happy Val day" when I went off on another tangent- they might (they being the marketing big-wigs) as well have a day for everything and anything:

-Happy Toenail day
-Happy Prune day
-Happy Bath Water day
-Happy Mushroom day
-Happy Sadistic Bastard day
-Happy Couch Potato day
-Happy Pantone 187 day.....

And the list goes on. Being in advertising I've already 10 script ideas for "Bath Water day"- ere's just one of them:



Open on a big. hairy dood as he approaches the tub. He dips his toe into the water.
MVO: Shit, the waters too cold!

We see him turn the water back on and he let's it run for a bit. Cut to him letting the towel drop (yes this ad wud have to flight after family time)-EEEEKKK muh damn retinas as he slowly steps into da bath. At this point we see a group of peeps dressed to the nines jump out from different crevices of the bathroom- some from under the bathsink, others from the inside of the toilet seat, sum from the shower etc. They shout out: SURPRISE!!!

We then cut to a top-view of the debrified, murky bathwater as it drains out like the vortex of a whirlpool.
SFX: Slurping of the drain.

We are left with a title at the bottom of the dirty tub that reads: HAPPY BATHWATER DAY!

Sorry to all those that read this after eating something. I din intend for this to be an upsetting (boohoo) post.

Oh, thanks lil cupid for makin us all very mushy-cushy in our heart of hearts!