Coot lil bundles of JOI!

If you aven guessed da topic for today- it's kids.

I remember a quote - "I like kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one". It roXed the inner workings of muh mind at the time. Now that we've established how my interest was sparked, let us continue...

In muh opinion kid's are weird lil critters.

They're found almost everywhere-places where sum peeps never venture out to-it must be the fact that they crawl around on all fours; that enables them to accomplish this feat. I've seen kids under tables, in cardboard boxes, kids emerging out of sandpits...
I swear they must av a knack to teleport anywhere they deem fit for exploration. This explains how parents seem to misplace their children. This is how the kiddy-leash was invented. Kinda neanderthal if you ask me...

They smell funny. I spose tis da fact that they have poop and pee taped to their behinds that causes the abovementioned odour. (In that case, I shant hold this one against em- yeah I sure as ell ain gonna be holding baby poop tween me paws EWWW)

They have a real bad vocabulary bank. Always muttering sweet nuffins into their parents ears. It must be secret code language-only understood by the two parties, as they seem to answer back in goo-goo gaa-gaa( thanks pooper) english.

Kid's also wear miniture clothing which makes them look ridiculous. Those lil booties strapped to the ends of their feet scream Hilda :D. I must say I do like the lil potbellied tum tum that sticks out when they wear their baybee jumpers. They are most adorable...

Now that I think of it, kid's aren't to blame for most of the abovementioned character flaws. It's the parents- they're the ones that dress the lil kiddy in a Hilda getup, they da ones that baybee talk their way into 'grown-up' conversations... Parents instill the weird idiosyncrasies on their kids, which they carry on to later life. GRRRR PARENTS GRRRRRR!!!!

I definately canna wait for these lil kids to grow up into MAN DESTROYING MACHINES. You gots to love da human race...

Let us all hold hands and be merry!

Lata kids
xoxoxoxo

P.S One day I'd like to bore me a mini Sasta :D

tado
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