Flipping flop brigade

Zontag!! It's been a long time since there's been any activity from this side of Planet Xenon. My long, lone white hair is still sprouting nicely. It's getting as long as the longest part of my mullety back bits. I'm mighty chuffed with my efforts. I know that it's not this little white thread, but my wrinkly hands and rounded black eyes that give my real identity away. However, I'm really trying my best to blend in.

Purple James (the nasty jamboy) was the one that alerted the rest of you "humans" of my alieness. I really loathe him because of it. I think I might even slip "something special" into his coffee (but I don't want to give any of my secret tips of human destruction away, so I'll keep my mouth shut).

Just watch ur backs and fronts you earthy chumps!