Cockadoodle Doo

The terrible tale started when the little red-flopsy-headed rooster got it’s scaly toothpick leg chopped off, when the butcher plonked it onto the chopping board for Saturday lunch. The poor thing flapped it’s wings frantically in vain, to try and escape the evil cluches of the evil butcher man. The carving knife glistened as the ray of light zapped through the kitchen window. He lifted the knife in sick enthusiasm and brought it down with guillotine force. Ka-chop went the knife as it sliced through the poor roosties leg that was left kicking and screaming. Through the blood splattered chaos the rooster managed to escape and limp to safety. The evil butcher ran after the rooster, but his fat belly made it hard for him to keep up. The rooster hobbled to the chicken’s pen... And that’s when the chickens stopped pecking at the ground to look up- they cracked up immediately. The coup laughed and kicked the one-legged freak rooster.

(Nasty chickens!)

P.S. This story was written with no ill intent. It might appear sadistic and tragic but that's life... I am a mere observer.